Here are some more wacky labels for you. . .

On an American Airlines packet of nuts
Instructions - open packet, eat nuts

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover

Warning on an electric router made for carpenters
This product not intended for use as a dental drill 

On a hair dryer
Do not use in shower

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding
Product will be hot after heating

Warning on fireplace log
Caution - Risk of Fire

On some frozen dinners
Serving suggestion: defrost

On a hotel provided shower cap
Fits one head

On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness

Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer
Do not eat toner